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The
Chicken Goes Under
Hey,
Uncle Lar’… do you remember our movie?
Sure
do, Li’l Tommy. Everybody who
went to the movies in Chicago saw us on
the big screen. We promised that if
they were good and didn’t talk during the
movie, we’d show ‘em how to hypnotize a
chicken.
Do
you think there’ll be a sequel?
Not
a chance, Li’l Tommy.

People
At The Movies
Whose
idea was it to put this clip on the internet
for
the world to see, Li’l Tommy?
Gosh,
Uncle Lar’. I didn’t think you’d mind!
I
don’t. I just want to thank you, little
guy. I look so good in this and I
remember sitting in the back row at the
movie theaters and listening to the people
shouting at me up on the screen. It
was something like “Hush this you *&%$#”.
How
many shiny new dimes did you have to pay
out?
None,
Li’l Tommy. Nobody could find me in
the dark.

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